The Phishport Department Of Undesirable Control has captured its first undesirable of the season.
We understand that nobody starts their day intending to harbor an undesirable, after all they have put us through. However, the Phishport Department Of Undesirable Control wishes to remind you that if an undesirable is found on the premises of your quarters or cabin aboard any Phishport Marine Defense vehicle, you may face a penalty of up to one thousand codpieces.
Thank you in advance for keeping Phishport safe for all Phishportians, and for respecting our zero-tolerance policy for undesirables.
If you see something, shoot something.